Invisible Skis

Practicing for that downhill slalom.

Stink Eye

Yet another angry kitten, geez for supposedly being such a clean animal they sure's the hell don't like being washed much.

Kittens Hate Bathing

Don't look all sad just because we are washing your filthy ass. STAY OUT OF THE GODDAMN GARDEN and we won't have to keep hosing you down.

Hairy Potter

Harry has narrowly escaped death by Lord Voldemort, three times! He has seen and experienced things that make mere mortals insane.

He fought a fucking 50 foot snake and kicked its ass with nothing more than a dull pencil!

So you think about that while you site there looking all smug like you are all that and a side of fries. The truth is the most you've probably accomplished in your life is successfully burying a turd in your litter box.

Where the white women at?

Flashbacks

NAM was a tough time, no doubt about it but time to let it go man, just let it go.

Help I've Fallen and Can't Get Up

No shit you can't get up, you look like you jus t ate an entire side of beef.

How To Build A Kitten Trap

Start with a split raised platform. On one side put the food and in the middle the glass, now place the kitten on the opposite side and watch as it haplessly wedges itself like a sardine in your glass.

Hard Knock Life?

Do you have any idea what Orphan Annie went through? She didn't sit there from the comfort of her fluffy ass couch with her designer food and sorry ass looking pouty face. She was a cheerful, happy and jovial little girl who took a lot of shit but somehow always managed to turn it into chocolate milk. You know nothing of the perils of Orphan Annie.

Stowaway Kitten Immigrants

These sneaky little bastards are always coming up with new and imaginative ways to make it into homes everywhere. Remember, kittens are assholes, they're not stupid.