Kitties have no compunctions about walking into a Starbucks and blowing you a new asshole as we can clearly see, next time you might want to put on something to try and cover it up, what a dumbass.
So if they get 7 virgins in heaven, let me do that math, that's like 800,000 fucking new kittens in just one year. Not only do they want to take over the earth but they want to overpopulate heaven too.
